Ten green bottles hanging on the......

The Crewe and Nantwich By-election has managed to interest ten candidates to stand for election. As we know, only one will be hired, the others will be fired.

They are:-

Tamsin Dunwoody - Labour
Edward Timpson - Conservatives
Elizabeth Shenton - Liberal Democrats
Mike Nattrass - UK Independence Party
Robert Smith - Green Party
David Roberts - English Democrats
The Flying Brick - The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
Paul Thorogood - Cut Tax on Diesel and Petrol
Gemma Garrett - Independent
Mark Walklate - Independent