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Monday, July 25, 2005

Rapid Rebuttal Units (Spinning Machines!)

The European Union now has one. It’s run by the delectable Margot Wallstrom, Sweden’s female contribution to the Bias in Brussels Brigade! She is after all those of us who dare to question anything she and her band of fellow commissioners get up to. She rather scornfully tells the British press that it was a lie, a false claim, an outlandish story to tell the poor British public that they could only buy straight cucumbers.

Well, madam, what does Commission Regulation 1677/88 say about cucumbers? It states that a cucumber should be practically straight, in fact “an arc not exceeding 10mm per 10cm length of the cucumber”.

Here’s another bureaucrat dissembling quicker than a compulsive liar. Read this link and weep, lady!

http://www.demopunk.net/en/intern/europe/cucumber_en.pdf

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