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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Polish cleaner sexually shocks Henry Hoover!

If it wasn't bad enough in England with loutish behaviour outside bars and other offensive anti-social behaviour, we now have one new migrant adding to the menu of miscreant mayhem. A Polish worker, who considerately brought in his fellow countrymen by saying it was"a common practice in Poland", has been caught in the act committing what was always called "a lewd act"!

The man gave a very limp excuse to the security guard who stumbled onto him in the middle of a compromising act with a Henry vacuum cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose". Now, I won't go on, but what I will say is this. The man has committed far more than a stupid self-gratifying act. He has exposed others to shock, embarrassment and annoyance.

What if all this had gone tragically wrong? Why should the security guard be put into a position of helping a person who has entertained bizarre thoughts about vacuum cleaners? If ever the word perversion was rightly used it is here. We may all think this has its funny side, but this sort of jape can lead to accidents. The kind it is better not to think about!


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