A View From Middle England - Conservative with a slight libertarian touch - For Christian charity and traditional belief - Free Enterprise NOT Covert Corporatism

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Property speculator spotted in Ashfield!

This property speculator was spotted in Ashfield, Nottinghamshire. Answers to the name of Geoff. Wanted for flipping and flopping but apparently not flapping! Approach with political caution.

Apparently suffers from amnesia, so knows nothing about the Iraq War. Sees no evil, smells no evil. Unable to distinguish an expense from an allowance. Only recognises "the system" when confronted with "the facts".

May need a dose of deselection followed by reselection and preselection and put out to grass, preferably the other side of a large moat.

All information to the relevant whips' office!

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