We all seem to have been suckered. Think of a new word, or twist one, like "gender" and off we go. Humpty Dumpty didn't have pan-fried seabass, did he?
A View From Middle England - Conservative with a slight libertarian touch - Free Enterprise NOT Covert Corporatism
Still a four horse race but Mitt's the current frontrunner until the next hurdle
Nonsensical drivel given to the French people as sensible politics
Passengers of Spanair flights get a spanner in their works!
Business Secretary as a dog with a bone in the House of Commons
Searching the internet for titbits about accused IS contempt - OFFICIAL!
The South rises up for Newt Gingrich as the frontrunner trips up big time!
Rick Perry sees Newt Gingrich as the hope against Romney. Some hope!
Eight voters reveal how they flip-flopped all night in tough decision making
Tonight's show was excellent. It is a love hate retationship with me. I find it compelling at times. In fact, without the judges it wouldn't be the same. As all three are opinionated characters, with the audience baying and barracking, they can easily massage their rhinocerous hides. Flashes of genuine appreciation come out and I feel tonight they let themselves speak from the heart rather than the showbusiness psyche. The acts were true testament to the fact that Britain Has Got Talent. Simon Cowell can rightly be proud of the fact that he has provided the forum for it to shine.
It is becoming an unedifying spectacle of bizarre proportions. The country staggers on, seemingly leaderless, with MPs offering to resign like green bottles hanging on a wall. Some 13 or so have decided to resign. But instead of going now they are to remain as MPs for a whole year more. This is totally ridiculous. Did the government want the RBS board hanging about for a year? Certainly not!
I ask the odd question in Sainsbury's at times. I think it's an antedote to "Do you need any help with your packing?". I once asked for taramasalata and found myself discussing Greek culinary culture, which is something I know little about. As the young girl had never heard of the stuff, I was left none the wiser. However, I didn't think she necessarily should as there was a time when I didn't know what it was. My sister, a Waitrose person, said at the time "You've never heard of taramasalata!?!" Well, I hadn't. But I tried it and have like it ever since.
I had the pleasure of watching the semi-final episode of "Britain's Got Talent", in which Susan Boyle appeared, on ITV Player. When she came on, the vision was mysteriously removed from the TV screen. However, this can't have happened on the actual night as Ant & Dec twittered on as if all was OK. So I "watched" Ms Boyle in sound only. And I have to say I didn't think it was as good as the first outing. My view, or hearing I should say, is that I feel she will probably go the whole way.
Thought Woolworths was the last big name to go? Wrong! The Spanish banking giant Santander is taking a bag of castanets to the High Street names of Abbey, Alliance & Leicester and Bradford & Bingley. In a flourish of flamenco style dancing, the banking names will be attending the last dance for British brands. From now on it will be Sun-Tun-Dare!
What it must be like to be a tiger in a zoo I do not know. Of all the big cats, this animal is the least keen on domestic life and public gaze. The very thought of hanging about in a metal cage with a concrete floor is probably the last thing a tiger thinks of as desirable living arrangements.
If you have ever fed a shed load of pigs, like I have, you will know they can create quite a rumpus at feeding time. Pigs have something in common with health and safety experts. Both are highly strung, prone to sudden bouts of squealing, and when determined to go somewhere nothing much deters them.
Does Hallmark do a card for 81st wedding anniversaries? If not, they missed a trick with Frank and Anita Milford. They got married in 1928 and are on their way to becoming the longest married couple in Britain. The BBC reports that "The Milfords were married in 1928 - the year penicillin was discovered" as if to suggest that they made use of a miracle cure. I think their 74-year old son hit the nail on the head. "They've enjoyed themselves, enjoyed their lives very much but they've been always very content with their lot," he said.
David Cameron is said to be showing leadership. He is acting decisively in view of the continuing expenses scandal. But is he? I have expressed concern before about his handling of this. I have a lot of admiration for Cameron, but I think he is not showing the fairness that this issue deserves.
Sir Peter Viggers, Tory MP for Gosport, is to retire after admitting he claimed a £1,645 "duck island" on expenses. Seems an awful lot of money for ducks to be kept in the lap of luxury. If you want one (not on expenses of course), here are a whole load of them. They are called "bird pavilions" and ducks look like real drakes in them!
I see on the UKIP website that they have denounced Bob Spink, MP for Castle Point, as not being one of theirs. They say - Bob Spink? He's not one of us - as if they are proud of it. However, it was not long ago they were happy to shove out leaflets saying that they were the fourth largest party with MEPs, Peers and One MP. That MP being Bob Spink. What sort of moronic party is this?
This property speculator was spotted in Ashfield, Nottinghamshire. Answers to the name of Geoff. Wanted for flipping and flopping but apparently not flapping! Approach with political caution.
Fine words. Listen to his "outrage". It would be a lot better if he had spoken more candidly about his own use of expenses, the cleaning bill for example. That's probably why he sounds so nervous when talking about other MPs and their claims. Standards in public life? He wants a "complete clean-up of the political system" but a cleaning bill amount to over £6,000. They say charity begins at home. So should honesty and transparency.
Fancy a home cinema system courtesy of the taxpayer? Well, you can get half the cost of one if you are an MP and go to the Fees Office to tell them you need it for helping your constituents get out of the economic mess they're in!
Two second homes? Andrew MacKay is an MP and his wife is an MP. Over the road, so to speak, in Bromsgrove. Sounds like a violin is playing in the background. MacKay seems totally baffled by it all. He's blaming others. Wow! Talk about falling on his sword. More like falling on a beanbag! Stuffed full of money - £100,000 of it!!
Hazel Blears has decided to hand over to the HMRC the amount she would have paid in Capital Gains tax on her flipped homes, had she been liable. She has given an interview to the TV media about why she has decided to do this. No mention of sorry, rather that the system or the fees office made her flip her home. Maybe it did, but she still appears to have profited from the episode.
June the 6th will be Gordon Brown's D-Day! Disaster Day, Dumping Day, or Departure Day. Take your pick or make one up yourself. He will be gone by that day. A month of hearing about the sleaze of politicians, the daily disasters in the economy and the tortuous campaigning of a prime minister who is fading fast, will have convinced the Labour Party they need a new leader. The fact that the European Elections will have provided the worst results in the history of the party will have come as no surprise. It will have just added to the desire for a complete change of leadership.
The most distasteful self-enrichment is that of Geoffrey (Geoff) Hoon. This cabinet minister has been using the parliamentary allowance system to build himself a property empire. All "within the rules" no doubt. As soldiers died over the years in Iraq and Afghanistan, Hoon was not only going around defending his dodgy dealings in the run-up to the War, but he was getting rich on manipulating the system. As Defence Secretary he lived in a grace-and-favour apartment in Whitehall, yet he claimed costs for his home in Derbyshire. Those soldiers lucky enough to survive without wounds were, on their return, given the most appalling housing in some circumstances. This hypocrite always got the MoD to rabbit on about how well the refurbishment programme was coming along. But the soldiers didn't get the same allowances!
Shaun Woodward is a cheesy hypocrite. He used to be the Conservative MP for Witney and he became disillusioned with the Tories and saw his chances with the New Labour gang. One of his reasons for leaving the Conservatives was that he thought they were sleazy, both politically and morally.
Gordon Brown says he did "nothing wrong". He claimed £6,500 in expenses to pay his brother for a cleaner. Something wrong there!
"He ran for the Senate on a family values, anti-sex education platform, and he’s caught with prostitutes. That’s hypocritical. Call me what you will, but you can’t call me a hypocrite." So says the former porn star Stormy Daniels, the proud winner of the 2007 Golden G-string award, who is running in a US Senate race against a Christian family-values Republican shamed after being caught cavorting with prostitutes.