The Scottish National Party thinks it is being hard done by. Alex Salmond reckons he's got just as good a chance of going to see the Queen as the other three who have already partaken in the "Prime Ministerial Debates". Odd notion of equality, I'd say.
"Oh, Mr. Salmond, do you think you can form a government?". "Oh, yes, Your Majesty! I've cobbled together the best ragbag grouping I could get my hands on. None of them will defy my leadership. If I can become Prime Minister, I'll give up on this devolution business. I'll be your best Prime Minister yet. Is it a deal?".
"Well, I don't do deals, Mr.Salmond, but if you have, as you say.....you can command a majority of your peers.....well, we'll see. I will, of course, being speaking with Mr. Brown, Mr. Cameron and Mr. Clegg...all on Privy Council terms, you understand...."
All too much of a daydream, I think. Better stop now before I fantasise as much Salmond does!
The government keeps wasting money whilst pleading poverty
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Outside Parliament they are digging ip the road to put in an expensive new
cycle lane. They have just spent large sums on putting up ugly metal fences
when...
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Will no one rid us of these pesky Scots with their bookie's skirts and baggy whistles? McBrown, Mc Salmond, or Mc Steel. I will vote for any party that will force independence on the far North and rebuild Hadrian's Wall.
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