Eric Daniels busy doing nothing on £100,000 a month!

I need new shoes too!

Eric Daniels used to be the chief bottlewasher at Lloyds Banking Group but then got sidelined or sideswiped or whatever. Anyway, he went as boss. Now the ghastly thing is he's still getting one hundred thousand pounds a month to do sweet F A! Well, sit back and smile for the Daily Mail photographer more accurately. He doesn't seem to mind. He may not be quite in the Fred the Shred league, but he made his errors of judgement alright.

I don't decry people getting paid well for doing well, but Daniels seems to relish the thought of getting hefty sums for cheesy grins. Perhaps Angela Knight of the British Bankers' Association, no shrinking violet her, could give him one of her waspish routines. We need something to wipe the smile from his face!

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Banking on patriotism?

Bankers are flocking to the aid of the country! They have a renewed sense of patriotism. They........ I'm dreaming. None of this is true. In fact, they are turning patriotism on its head. Lloyds Bank chief Eric Daniels, who is masterminding his way through piles of cash donated by the Treasury to bail him out of hoplessness defies political reason. He is determined to plough ahead with plans to offer generous payouts to top staff. He has defied advisers who have warned that this will inflame public revulsion over 'rewards for failure'.

What will it take for this insensitive money changer to see sense. People are losing their jobs, are fearful of what is to come for them financially and this snout trougher is carrying on as normal. welll, normal for him. John Sargent was on the Andrew Marr show this morning and, with incredulity in his mind, asked when would the penny drop for these guys. When indeed?

Lord Mandelson is gradually stepping up the pressure on them, but I doubt they will do anything unless forced to. Eric Daniels is a poor sort of patriotic banker. It may get to the stage with riots in the streets. Perhaps he could do the decent thing before he finds his head enmeshed in railings outside his corporate offices?

If his case is that his staff will flee the country if the money boxes don't appear, give them some sort of incentive package that rewards their effort in returning the country to a sound financial footing.

If not, he can sing for his supper!

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