Oh dear! I've just read that HSBC has lost a computer disc with 370,000 names and details of customers' life insurance on it! Hope I'm not on the wretched thing.
A spokesman said "We are looking into it and basically it has got lost from A to B". There appears to be a lot of trouble these days between A and B. The government leads the way in losing the way on A to B trips! Should it be that A telephones B and has a comprehensive chat about how things are going to happen? "Hello, Sid, I'm just sending you a CD with 370,000 names of our customers on it. Don't lose it, will you?" isn't quite up to the mark. Something more vigorous and watertight is required.
We cannot be best friends of the EU, China and US at the same time
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UK foreign policy is based on two false assumptions. We can have best
friend relationships with the EU , China and the US at the same time.
Giving in to th...
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That explains the logo then!
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