Anyway, I digress. Here's Ron Paul -
A View From Middle England - Conservative with a slight libertarian touch - Free Enterprise NOT Covert Corporatism
Still a four horse race but Mitt's the current frontrunner until the next hurdle
Nonsensical drivel given to the French people as sensible politics
Passengers of Spanair flights get a spanner in their works!
Business Secretary as a dog with a bone in the House of Commons
Searching the internet for titbits about accused IS contempt - OFFICIAL!
The South rises up for Newt Gingrich as the frontrunner trips up big time!
Rick Perry sees Newt Gingrich as the hope against Romney. Some hope!
Eight voters reveal how they flip-flopped all night in tough decision making
The Pope is right to condemn the remarks of a wayward bishop. Bishop Richard Williamson was among four bishops whose excommunications were lifted by the Pope last week. So, as a joyous way of thanking His Holiness, Williamson sounds off about his thoughts of Nazi Germany. "I believe there were no gas chambers", he says.
When it comes to giving elocution lessons to weasels, Geoff Hoon is the man. Highly regarded in all ways for his weasel words, he has just managed to get his Heathrow expansion vote through the House of Commons.
It seems that the doner kebab, as served up to the average late-night reveller, is both high in calories (almost 2,000 in one case) and not at all what it would seem. A survey shows the poor state of the kebab. No wonder the phrase "being kebabbed" suggests getting into a bit of difficulty. Because six kebabs surveyed served up pork in the mixture, which would have been enough to put any good Halal eater off, had they known.
He's a busted flush. If he's not gone before the year is out, then the United Kingdom will be broke. What a carry on! What a disaster.
Every so often a film comes along that everyone raves about. This time it is Slumdog Millionaire, which is about a boy winning big on the Indian version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?". He comes out of the slums of Bombay to win the coveted prize, then arouses suspicions and so on. Slight memories of the cheating major, etc.
The man with the sonorous tones announced the entry onto the world stage of the President-elect. "Barack Aitch Obama!", he said, with the most manly voice an American audience could hear. For BBC viewers, Huw Edwards mumbled something about the name Hussein being "controversial in America" and then went on to say that he would have to have it known when he, Obama, took the oath of office. Can't think why Edwards would think to say that. After all, hundreds of Americans have odd names, at least to the WASP community!
Today sees the Inauguration of a new president in the United States for the people of the USA and elected by the people of the USA. Even those who voted for McCain and others are, in large part, happy and expectant of great things.
Quite right! President-elect Barack Obama says he has a plan to retain his beloved Blackberry once he moves into the White House tomorrow. The security types are beside themselves. Why? Because they see it as their business to control POTUS and get very touchy if they can't.
I've just seen Gordon Brown on television, with Alistair Darling giving appropriate backup. The two are still convinced that throwing money at the problem is the only way out. Some agree, but many more I suspect are either in disagreement or are highly uncomfortable with it all.
Well, he's back. He's going to be shadow business secretary, taking on the oleaginous Lord Mandelson. Clarke may be distrusted by many Tories inside and outside the Conservative Party for his pro-European leanings. However, in my opinion he is a very excellent performer, a demolisher of humbug (Mandelson's stock in trade!), and a man who can put forward an argument in ways that the electorate understands. In that, he is an excellent choice.
Anyone under 60 in Britain will, as a child, have watched Tony Hart drawing on television. Drawing pictures, painting, in fact anything to do with art. Anyone over 60 will have watched him as an interested adult, which means that everyone in the UK was familiar with Tony Hart. He had a 50 year television career. Not bad at all!
The chief executive of British Airways has kissed the blarney stone and is off at full pelt with supporting the "we must have a third runway" proposals. I saw him on BBC's Question Time from Leeds. He got a free ride, that's for sure. Only David Dimbleby picked up "unnecessary flights" which an audience member had asked about. Dimbleby wryly suggested that these were those on competitors' flights. Audience laughter. Willie goes along with this and smiles.
I've just been watching the escape of passengers from a downed US Airways jet en route from La Guardia to Charlotte, North Carolina. All passengers got off. The pilot did a fantastic job by landing the jet in a perfect way.
Prudence has nothing to these days. She's definitely like Mr. Rochester's wife! Stuck in the attic, wondering what became of her. Gordon has taken up with a flibberty gibbet by the name of Gay Abandon!
I don't wish to trivialise any threat of terrorism, as this is a barbaric act of indisciminate criminality. However, I do take issue with George Bush when he says, in his folksy advice to Barack Obama, "The most urgent threat he will have to deal with, and other presidents after him have got to deal with, is an attack on our homeland. I wish I could report that is not the case, but there's still an enemy out there that would like to inflict damage on Americans. That will be the major threat."
When Peter O'Sullivan commentated on horse racing, he was always keen to point out the horses in the blinkers. Not that in racing terms this is perceived as much of a handicap. In the world of politics, it's very much a handicap to walk around with blinkers on.
According to The Independent, "there is not much doubt what the Government's decision about a third runway for Heathrow will be. This week, Geoff Hoon, the Transport Secretary, with the support of the Prime Minister, is likely to give the go-ahead to the expansion. Equally, however, there can be little doubt that the third runway will never be built".
There is much talk about something Prince Harry said on a videotape THREE YEARS AGO! Some of the people criticising him are the very people who would not want videotapes of them unearthed by the pompous prigs on the News of the World. Let's be clear, derogatory words are offensive. Prince Harry is obviously mortified and has expressed genuine regret at his lack of judgement, even though it was "used without any malice and as a nickname about a highly popular member of his platoon".
Christopher Columbus only had to contend with crossing the Atlantic ocean. We on the other hand have to contend with crossing the I's and dotting the T's otherwise "it's on your bike, mate!" at the immigration lines.
The Queen has been waiting a long time for the answer to her question about the financial mess we are all in. She asked, "Didn't anyone see it coming?". Nobody stepped up to answer. Our hapless prime minister has spent a whole year denying there was a recession on the horizon. He's still in some kind of denial, so has been no use there.
Sub-prime loans. Credit default swaps. Mortgage-backed securities. All dodgy ideas for pumping funny money round the financial system. Did Bush cause the financial crisis? Not on his own, but he knew what was going on. He muttered words about "folks hurting" but blithely carried on. So now we have a trillion dollar debt for Americans to be living with. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says, "Consider the terrible consequences of the 'anything goes' Bush Administration, whose irresponsible non-regulation of financial institutions has led to this crisis." Well yes, but she is just as much to blame. It's no good regulating without seeing what you are regulating. Did she say anything about the loans going to those who didn't have a dime? Did she sound off about the guarantees that were as worthless as lead balloon? I don't think so.
The government's wonderfully worded Interception Modernisation Programme (IMP) will make available our emails to any public body which makes a lawful request for them. From March all Internet Service Providers (ISPs) will by law have to keep information about every e-mail sent or received in the UK for a year. On BBC Breakfast News this was discussed. Some naive emailer responded with the classic "if you haven't done anything illegal what have you to hide" line. But this is stupidy of the first degree.
What was I saying about enterprising people from Solihull. I've now found out that the SPAM® Cook Of The Year Midlands and Anglia regional finalist 2008 was Gerardine Sykes from Solihull who came up with a SPAM® and Vegetable Parcel recipe.
There was the Reverend William Spooner - "You have hissed all my mystery lectures, and were caught fighting a liar in the quad. Having tasted two worms, you will leave by the next town drain". Followed by a succession of word muddlers, including Officer Crabtree in 'Allo 'Allo recalling a "nit on the bonk of the Thames" (night on the bank of the Thames) with a female "secret urgent" (secret agent).
Justin King is a Solihull boy made good. There's something about Solihull that creates an enterprising attitude. Maybe it's in the water, although Severn Trent may take some time finding out!
New Year has arrived and the Indian call centres have cranked up into top gear. I've just had three on the line in quick succession. One trying to flog a mobile phone scheme, another talking about my house in detail, and the last preposterously suggesting that the British Government wanted to help me, should I have "any unsecured debts"!
It took him a long time. The Prime Minister is beginning to recognise the damage done to the economy by all this "leveraging". He is now in a position where limited words would help. He has been saying that he saw the recession coming, but that doesn't sit so well with his past performance. It is more fantasy than downright lying, but Gordon Brown's first objective in 1997 was to unseat the grinning imposter settled in next door at No.10. His second was to stoke the economy with funny money so that sycophantic Labour MPs could go into TV studios to say that we had the best chancellor ever! Now it's all come crumbling down.
The Holy Land should be holy, but it is currently turning into a paradise for the Devil. I suppose it is because there is no real authority in the White House at the moment. The Israelis saw their chance to fight back as they see it against the intransigence of Hamas. I've met and known Palestinian Arabs. The one thing I can tell you is that they will never give up the idea of a Palestinian state. Some are on the rather casual end of the spectrum, others are far more rabid about it. But they all support the proposition.
I may be on the wrong tack here, meddling in domestic American politics, but I maintain that, as the credit crunch bites my ankles, I can have a say in the system that is helping the crunch bite better!
It never ceases to amaze me. One reason why I think New Labour likes the European Union so much is that each has a mutual nosepoking philosophy. Lord Mandelson is chief amongst this breed of busybodies. Quite keen to go sniffing around other people's business, but very sniffy when it comes them being checked out.
Bill Richardson, the Governor of New Mexico, has gallantly decided not to accept President-elect Obama's invitation to be Secretary for Commerce. This is because of an investigation over business dealings, in which Richardson denies any wrongdoing. Obama would have had two former challengers in his cabinet.
Here's a shot from Bazookaman aka Michael Bradbury, from somewhere up a mountain in Idaho. He rues the day that the Republican Party squeezed out Ron Paul. He says, "As many of you know, I was solidly in Ron Paul's corner. When he was intentionally barred from some of the eastern debates, I KNEW Ron was the right guy. When he was mathematically out of it, and officially withdrew, I wasn't going to vote at all."
In the Daily Mail today, Peter Oborne suggests that Gordon Brown might be considering some sort of deal regarding future governance. Perhaps a coalition with the Libdems? Get rid of the Speaker (Oborne doesn't rate him) first, then install Sir Ming Campbell, then cosy up to senior LibDems by offering plum jobs. Does it sound plausible? I don't think so.
It is a sad reflection, following on from the Settle shopkeeper, that there are organisations where money isn't exchanged so well. The National Health Service is one example. Admittedly being vastly larger than a small shop, it is nevertheless proper budgeting that is a necessary requisite. So we now hear, through the Freedom of Information Act, that some agency nurses cost £250,000 a year (pro-rata) to the NHS. In all, the NHS spent almost £800 million on agency staff.
Here is some good news for the New Year. A shopkeeper in Settle, Yorkshire, decided to open his shop on Boxing day but just put an honesty box there. He himself was at home playing a game of Risk! No such risk with the good folks of Settle. They bought and settled up by putting the money in the honesty box.