Gordon Brown has taken to telling jokes recently. I think he's got ideas from that show pony who is kicking up a fuss currently. Fancy telling Harriet Harman to "shut up!". Mandelson was never very pleasant when moody. I'm surprised the Labour Party keeps him on.
Gordon Brown without a tie looks decidedly wrong and out of place. If he's going to take up joke telling as a profession, then he should do it properly. Dressing up, that is. Take a tip from the master. Harry Hill's got the dress sense to make a mark on the memory.
A few good catchprases ("I'm with Nick" is no good), a more comedic hairdo and a glitzy suit as starters and Gordon may have a chance.
But what I've seen so far, well, it's very disappointing. Gordon needs a new manager, a different stage, and a totally new set of gag writers. From May 7th he'll have all the time in the world to perfect the perfect act. Why not bring Prudence back? Oh, and a small glove puppet called Taw-Nee. I can't wait!
The Budget lowers growth and puts up inflation
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The OBR judgement was muted but the figures were clear enough. Growth lower
in 2026, 2027, 2028. Inflation higher those years. They told us the NI
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